Mr. President, Here's How to Pay for the Wall

Big meeting and argument in the Oval Office on Tuesday, December 11, 2018. Photo op turned into a Three Stooges routine ending with Trump gleefully promising to shut down the country to get funding for his border wall.

The mistake is asking Congress to pay for the wall after the Democrats take control of the House. Why Trump didn't fund his wall during the two years he controlled the White House, Senate, and House is a joke for another time.

Yo, Don the Con, remember what you and your cult members shouted in every "rally" for the last two years?

"Are we going to build a wall?"

"YES!"

"Who will pay for the wall?"

"MEXICO!"

That's the answer, Mexico. Soon as Mexico sends a check, you can start building your wall. Or Mexico could call with their credit card number. Even PayPal. Venmo?