Wednesday, June 13, 2018
New Instructions for ICE Officers at the Border
Under orders from President Don the Con Trump, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents are separating immigrant children from their parents. Under President Obama, children could only be separated one night and must be in the same facility. Under Don the Con Trump, preschool aged children are torn away from their parents and shipped to holding centers hundreds or thousands of miles away.
Borrowing a line from Bill Maher, let's make a New Rule: When ICE agents talk to families captured while crossing the border, the must begin every statement with, "Achtung!"
Let's just hope Trump doesn't start spreading the word about a "new directive" that handles immigration with a wonderful new "final solution" he read about in a history book.