Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Experience Is Overrated

Now that Donald Trump (President in Waiting) has chosen Rex Tillerson (ExxonMobil CEO) as Secretary of State in Waiting, we now can say that experience matters not in politics. After all, the combined political experience at the top of the U.S. Government come January 20, 2017 will be less than the current mayor of the country's smallest town.

Prepare for world-record levels of hypocrisy. After all, it takes special balls to run a company aggressively destroying landscapes all over the country. It takes extra-special balls to then sue the local water authority to stop them from building a water tower to them stop fracking in the same location as your own horse farm and country estate.

Perhaps Trump's hat should say, "Make Hypocrisy Great Again."

Saturday, October 1, 2016

What Trump Means by Law and Order

There's plenty of new attention on how Donald Trump "allegedly" breaks the law on a regular basis. But the people accusing Trump the Dumpf of law-breaking don't understand the modern definitions of law, order, and regulations.

To far too many people, criminals are black and brown people who in some way steal from, or otherwise threaten, rich white people.

Rules about using charity donations for buying portraits of yourself and bribing officials to stop investigating your fraudulent university? Those are just examples of unreasonable regulations holding back hard-working business people.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Rick Perry Puts On His Dancing Boots

Good news for everyone who ever thinks of Rick Perry, aka Governor Good Hair, in any way. He's officially part of the new Dancing with the Starts pseudo-reality TV show. Announcement.

Those who love The Gov should be thrilled, because they will get to see him on TV again soon.

Those who hate The Gov should be thrilled, because when he gets voted off the disco ball about episode three, he will disappear from public view for at least a year.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Biotin Works!

My wife's hairdresser, excuse me, stylist, recommended she try a biotin supplement to help thicken her hair and grow in some new. She told me later it worked.

So, of course, I tried it. You'll be thrilled to know that I got good results as well. Unfortunately, all my new hair growth is sprouting out of my ears.

Friday, August 5, 2016

Why Johnny Manziel is confused

Maybe Johnny Manziel thought Uncle Ben told Peter Parker, "With great power comes great parties."

Yo, Donny T

Ignorance may be bliss, but is it Presidential?

This is what happens when you confuse Fox News for real news. Just a little tip for Donny Trump.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

POTUS Qualifications

Shouldn't a person running for President of the United States have more political experience than a small-town high school kid elected Mayor for a Day?

Not sure I like the idea of POTUS being a "no experience necessary" position. Even McDonald's tries to hire people with experience. Or at least people who have paid attention to hamburgers in the past.