Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Cuccinelli Explains Statue of Liberty Typo

Ken Cuccinelli, the acting director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, has been one of the few people working for President Plump Trump willing to say something stupid in public. Excuse me, I meant one of the few hundred people working for President Plump Trump saying stupid things.

But yesterday he explained the rationale behind Plump Trump's immigration fight. "The poem says 'Give me your tired, your poor,' but was supposed to say, 'Give me your tired, your PALE.' That's a typo, and the Greatest President in History is fixing that."

Immigrants: to increase your chances of being admitted to the US, please be born white.

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

239 pounds? Really?

President Donald J. Trump swears he weighs 239 pounds. Apparently, the White House is full of fake mirrors.

He likes nicknames, so from now on, let's dub him President Plump Trump.

Monday, March 18, 2019

Fair and Balanced?

How did Fox News come up with the slogan, "Fair and Balanced? Obviously, that's what autocorrect did to their real slogan, "Fear and Bullshit."