Monday, January 30, 2017

Trump Continues Michelle Obama's Health Initiatives

We must applaud President Trump for his sneaky health improvement programs for the American people since he took office. Just look at the exercise Americans have received over the last two weekends.

On Saturday, January 21st, the day after thousands of people attended Trump's inauguration, millions of women got healthier while marching in Washington D.C. and every other large city across the country.

On Sunday, January 28th, tens of thousands of men and women turned airports all over the U.S. into aerobic centers. Exercise groups marched, yelled, and waved signs for hours. They breathed in fresh winter air, raised their heart rates to get their blood pumping, and made new friends.

The lamestream press won't give President Trump credit, but he's done more for the health of Americans since he took office than all of the speeches by the former First Lady. All she did was yack yack yack about eating less junk food. Trump gets people off their butts and on their feet and gets their blood pumping.

Monday, January 23, 2017

Fun and Games with #AlternativeFacts

Kellyanne Conway, the Donald Trump whisperer, clarified everything about the Trump campaign and new POTUS when she told Chuck Todd on NBC News that Press Secretary Sean Spicer didn't utter a falsehood, but gave "alternative facts."

NOW I understand. All those campaign speeches about bringing back manufacturing jobs and better healthcare? Alternative promises.

New debt reduction plan: send your creditors "alternative payments." Brilliant advice for paying off your mortgage.

Judge: "Your client is guilty of murder."
Attorney: "Your honor, he just provided the victim an alternative life."

"No, officer, I wasn't speeding. I was going an alternative speed."

"No, your honor, I didn't steal that car. I just gave it an alternative owner."

Who knew that the White House, not Silicon Valley, would give us an alternative reality?